So, I flipped out and got bangs the other day. At first I loved it. Peter said I looked Dutch and I rolled with that and felt myself stomping around with runway music in my head.

And then suddenly, I caught a glimpse in the mirror and thought "Good God, I look like a blonde Joan Jett."  I couldn't get the song Crimson and Clover out of my head. And then just like that (snap) I thought it looked like I had a bad wig on. So, now I sit with a headband on and the bangs pulled back under it, pretending the whole episode never happened.

Tomorrow is another bang filled day. And Friday to boot! We'll see what happens!

Here's a little tidbit to restore your faith in humanity:

I went to the mall after my haircut the other night. (I needed lots of space to do my runway walk with my Dutch Joan Jett Wig.) When I was coming out on the 3rd floor of the parking lot, I noticed 3 security cars patrolling the parking lot and thought that was so lovely and made me feel safe. Just then I looked at where I thought my car should have been and it wasn't there. Before I could even do that thing where you flip out but try to look like you're not flipping out, a security car pulled up and the sweetest man said "You're up one more level." I said "I'm sorry?" And he said "I saw you pull into the mall earlier, you're up one more level." And then he followed me until I got safely to my car. I waved excitedly and said "THANK YOU!!!" I even thought about writing a letter telling the mall security about their great employee.

Isn't that the sweetest?

But then on the way home I thought 'what if he wasn't really mall security? what if he was a serial killer who murdered the real mall security guy, took his uniform, put the body in the back of the car, and then just kept acting as mall security so he could find more unsuspecting victims?

But then all of my scheming and wondering made me tired and I needed energy to watch Mtv's Real World/Road Rules The Island when I got home. Oh the drama. I love how no one is given any food. They have to ration water and rice and toilet paper but they've got liquor to last until the end of time. Makes for great tv.