I have yet to comment on the Britney Spears interview with Matt Lauer but I saw it. I think I watched the entire interview with my mouth open. I don’t even know where to start. I was just going to say “Let’s start with the obvious” but EVERYTHING about the interview was obvious including the fact that Matt Lauer wasn’t wearing socks. In my head he showed up in a suit, but then saw her looking like she was about to mow the lawn and changed into his “casual clothes” which included jeans worn too high on his waist and loafers with no socks. 

She chewed gum the entire time. The. Entire. Time. After the interview I immediately went to my purse and threw out the remaining gum in my pack. I don’t chew gum that often because I look like Burt Reynolds when I do chew it and I sure as hell don’t chew it in front of anyone but now I will never chew again.  Who chews gum on national television? She would chew and chew while Lauer was asking the question and then when it was time to answer she would push the gum to her cheek with her tongue and answer. It was too much. I am tired now after writing one measly paragraph and my bed calls me. But I would love to go on and on and ON about the air quotes. She was doing that way to often and way too randomly. I have to get the rest of the complaints out that have been rattling around in my head about this interview. I will put them in bullet points to be as efficient as possible. Plus, I miss bullet points since leaving the work world. That and long lunches.

• Horrible inappropriate outfit
• Horrible Extensions
• Horrible Makeup
• Nice red keg cup on the floor
• Don’t say “awesome” when someone asks you about your marriage.

Oh Britney…