Supergroup has lost its luster and I deleted it from my Season Pass list. I can’t handle anymore Sebastian Bach. He is ridiculous. Absolutely. You know those publicists just go out for drinks after work and do impression after impression of him as they slowly get wasted trying to forget what a retarded ass he is. I want to know where he learned to exercise because every single one of his exercises looks made up and can’t be doing anything for him. And his wife? She’s beautiful no doubt but the whole photoshoot? Please.

Anyway, I did a headstand in my yoga class tonight. I felt powerful, invigorated, free, and more than anything really fucking kick ass. In fact, when I finally got into it, supported by a wall, I said out loud “kick ass”. I stayed there for a good while just tickled pink that I did it. I felt 10 years old. It was lovely to feel that sense of accomplishment after doing something that I was scared to do.

My mom got here on Saturday and her visit has pure delight. Ellen rules. She does everything right, says wonderful things and always smells delicious. We will gleefully leave the urchins with Taylor tomorrow morning so we can spend the day doing grown ass lady things like getting our nails did and going out to lunch. Hoorah.

Big cheers all around for Meggie and V who found out they’re having a girl. She will be delicious and I can’t wait to meet her. I will regale her with stories like the time her mom was in 6th grade, snuck out of the house, took a bus downtown to see Motley Crue and then spent the night at a public pool. Oh yes, I will regale her.