This is an email from someone whom I adore. It is from weeks ago but is so funny I still think about it and laugh out loud. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

met up with marla and her friends last night where she is staying at the ritz carlton bar.  i walk through the entire hotel, meet them at the bar, then walk over to a sofa and stretch out my legs under the cofee table, only to discover I’m wearing two different shoes!  who does that?!  we laughed our asses off, but since marla is 2 sizes smaller, i decided that i needed to get completely wasted in order to be ok with rockin the mismatch out on the town.  mission accomplished...we drank wine and ordered room service, called a cab and went to a bar, stopped at the grocery store on the way back to get more booze and had a late nite dance party to the hotel clock radio.  oh and at some point i also flung marla's metal briefcase full of knee replacements across the room and lost the patella.  woke up at 8:30 this AM to landon's call and immediately had to call in sick to work.  marla was 2 hours late to her conference with no patella.  still recovering.  i blame it all on the shoes! ;)