I was enjoying wedding festivites in Yankton on Friday so I missed Tom Cruise embarrassing himself yet again on the Today show with Matt Lauer but I read some of the transcript here and honestly it was difficult to keep my coffee and toast down. He has lost it. No, I imagine he never had it but the representation he had before KNEW he was freaking cuckoo so they wisely advised him to keep mum and just smile, even during the "braces" period. Now, his sister is representing him and obviously she has released the hold and has instructed him to open his mouth and spew crazy all over the world. Oh, and while you're at it, get a girlfriend who is almost as creepy as you to spew crazy too. Yes, that's perfect. Great.

Seeing Tom Cruise and Katie together reminds me of Elizabeth Smart. She was brainwashed too and when they went in public she was too scared to say anything. Notice how they NEVER let go of each other? I'm sure he has such a grasp on her that if he let go she would run the other way. And all of the sudden he has renamed her "Kate?" My sister pointed out that members of cults are always renamed. Uh huh...put together the pieces, people. And I bet if TomKat breed they will name their offspring Marshall Applewhite. You watch.